Somebody knows something. / $RAT
INSIDER
RAT.
By the time the news drops,
he’s already pretending
to be surprised.
NO NAMED SOURCES. EXCELLENT HEARING.
EVIDENCE A / PERSON OF INTEREST

I KNEW YESTERDAY.
A LITTLE RAT TOLD ME. ✳ $RAT ✳ A LITTLE RAT TOLD ME. ✳ $RAT
01 / Background check
He knows a guy
who knows a guy.
Lives in the walls. Hears every call. Somehow gets invited to meetings nobody remembers scheduling.
A cheap earpiece. An expensive suit. A grin that really should make you suspicious.
- ALIAS
- INSIDER RAT
- TICKER
- $RAT
- OCCUPATION
- Professional overhearer
- HABITAT
- Inside the walls
- SOURCE
- NICE TRY BUDDY
- ALIBI
- “I just like the cheese.”
02 / Open frequency
Keep your
ears open.
The line is live. The source is questionable. The rat has something to say.
FICTIONAL RAT CHATTER. ZERO ACTUAL INSIDE INFORMATION.
INCOMING TRANSMISSIONCHANNEL 001
“A little bird told me.
I ate the bird.”
03 / Take the evidence
You didn’t get this from me.
The original rat portrait. For your next suspicious profile picture.
Who is INSIDER RAT?
A fictional meme character with a suspicious grin and questionable connections. The joke is the identity: a rat who always acts like he knew first.
Where’s the contract address?
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